Cole Caufield is one of the best American goal scorers in the game.

The best way to categorize the decision to leave Cole Caufield off the roster would be donkey-brained.

Something along the lines of this would have sufficed…

Good god almighty.

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I now have puke everywhere.

And Cole Caufield put a leash on him and took the dog out for a walk.

Even gave him him a few belly scratches along the way.

Pretty sure exactly what Rihanna was talking about when she wrote the hit song, “Rude Boy”.