Cole Caufield is one of the best American goal scorers in the game.
The best way to categorize the decision to leave Cole Caufield off the roster would be donkey-brained.
Something along the lines of this would have sufficed…
Good god almighty.

I now have puke everywhere.
And Cole Caufield put a leash on him and took the dog out for a walk.
Even gave him him a few belly scratches along the way.
Pretty sure exactly what Rihanna was talking about when she wrote the hit song, “Rude Boy”.