Is there a story more up my alley than cocaine and the Premier League?

Honestly, I’ve lost count of how many times Ive done thatI couldnt even begin to guess.

Maybe it was during the off-season, and he was on a bender.

Who am I to judge?

My only real critique here is that its a rookie move to record yourself taking lines.

That kind of thing should end the moment you hit 20.

And lets be honest, the internet is ruthless when it comes to moments like this.

The situation has transformed into an absolute meme fest, and Coote is the unintentional star.