Life has a funny way of being unpredictable.
Funny how that happens.
The State will execute Ivan Cantu in 2 days.
The non-murderer Ivan took to Facebook to tell his friends he’s not about to get executed.
Had to feel good posting that one.
You wanna talk about the quickest payday in the world?
It’s this right here.
I strive one day to be that lucky.
Even the dumbest lawyer in the world couldn’t fuck this one up.
It’s a tough blow (not her worst) for Kim K the aspiring lawyer.
Don’t quit your day job anytime soon.
Probably for the best Pete Davidson removed his “My girl is a lawyer” tattoo.
