Winning is a habit.
It becomes a way of life.
If there’s one thing that winners do, it’s win.
Jason Kelce is a winner.
If football were in the Olympics, he’d be a 4x gold medalist by now.
But alas, the rest of the world is Charmin Ultra Soft.
So Jason Kelce will instead just have to settle for taking down Olympic athletes in arm wrestling matches.
His first victim in Paris was US women’s rugby sevens player Nicole Heavirland.
Now here’s where things get a little dicey.
Heavirland went to Army West Point.
So was Jason Kelce disrespecting the Troops here by pinning her?
I guess it’s all a matter of point of view.
Because the man is a winner, and that’s what winners do.
