It’s year 12 of your fantasy league with the boys.
You’ve never won a championship and your friends always shit on you for not knowing ball.
But for once, you finally have the 1st pick in the draft.
This is the year you change the narrative.
This is the year you finally bring it home.
The draft started half a second ago and you already lock in Christian McCaffrey with pick one one.
But it’s a long season, so you’re not too upset about it.
You still make that pick 100 times out of 100.
Now he’s going to missing “another couple of months”?
Think about all the poor bastards out there who drafted McCaffrey 1st overall in their league.
It’s like he doesn’t care about these people at all.
They put their faith in Christian McCaffrey and his achilles, and he couldn’t care less about them.
Probably doesn’t even know their names.
If he had a shred of integrity, he’d apologize to his fantasy owners everywhere.
And maybe venmo them that $150.
