just turns off completely?

In chess, there’s a right answer for every move.

Chess players used get away with simply putting a gear in their pocket.

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But when people caught on to that they tightened up security.

The only logical option cheaters had remaining was vibrating anal beads.

But mercury poisoning is going too far.

Winning a chess match can’t be that important.

I have to think this Amina Abakarova woman somehow got mixed up with some bad apples.

I’m sure there’s not a ton of money in chess.

But perhaps there’s a high-stakes underground chess gambling scene run by the Russian Mafia.

Abakarova claims Osmanova was simply bad mouthing her family.

But of course she would say that when the alternative is outing a gang of Russian gangster chess enthusiasts.

People say you shouldn’t let your children play football.

I won’t be letting my children play chess.

It’s far too dangerous.