TLDW: Magnus Carlsen wore jeans to a chess tournament.
Chess told him to change his jeans or he can’t play.
He said fine, fuck you, I’m out.
I’m going somewhere warmer than bum ass New York City.
But chess always finds a way to stay in the news.
Whether it’s an anal beads cheating scandal.
Or another anal beads cheating scandal.
The world of chess is always ripe with controversy.
Just look at this International Chess Federation goon who’s enforcing the jeans rule.
Look at that rye smile on his smug chess ass face.
He’s got the chess media eating out the palm of his impossibly soft hands.
He loves this shit.
He’s going to say fuck your fine, and take his ball and go home.
Nobody does drama like chess.
Like the chess version of PGA Tour vs. LIV.
It’s been going on for decades.
And long before that I’m sure.
I can’t imagine the levels of cheating that went on when people first learned how to use computers.
Then blue tooth technology.
I hope Magnus Carlsen is on his way to somewhere warm by now.
He’s far too old, and FAR too hot for this bullshit.
