Both of his game results were cancelled.
Every time Shevchenko returned from the toilet, he made several moves without thinking twice and then disappeared again.
Amin Bassem had also complained about Shevchenko’s unusual behaviour after round one.
I’ll tell ya what, man.
These chess players don’t give a fuck.
You want to talk about honor and integrity?
Chess players don’t have an ounce.
They are going to cheat their dicks off every damn time.
Like even if this dude isn’t guilty of cheating, there are one of three options here.
Either A) this dude is shitting up a storm and completely obliterating that bathroom.
Or D) he’s cheating.
No matter what option you go with, it’s not looking great for ol' Kirill Shevchenko.
I used to think chess was a game for folks of a higher class and intellect.
Because checkers is about grit and intensity.
Checkers is a game for the honest, working man.
Chess is just a game for the mischievously scheming elite.
You either hold it in or you destroy your pants.
How bad do you actually want to win?
