I get a call from my publicist, Cavallari revealed on the Nov. 5 episode of Lets Be Honest.
He calls me and he goes, Guess who wants your phone number?
And I go, Who?
Britney f–king Spears!
So Britney obviously caught wind of that.
So my initial reaction was, I was scared.
Im not gonna lie.
Like, they’re f–king onto me, man.
They did not like that podcast episode.
Like, give her my number.
Britney sent me a text, Cavallari said.
Im not gonna read it.
I would love to read it.
It was a bit of a rollercoaster.
However, when the Very Cavallari star texted the Oops!…
I Did It Again singer separately from the group, her opinion changed.
I text her separately.
And Im so nice, the Tennessee-based star noted.
We should hang out.
And then she just never f–king responded.
Cavallari quipped, Now I do think youre a f–king clone.
I dont think its you.
I dont want to hang out.
To me now its all bulls–t, which I thought from the jump, she insisted.
This does not seem genuine to me.
You just proved my point.
Youre not trying to hang out.
Youre trying to shut me the f–k up because Im obviously onto something.
I’m trying to find the right way to say this.
I fucking love Jay Cutler.
And best QB the Bears have ever had.
That said, I also fuckin love Kristin Cavallari.
(For obvious reasons).
Cavallari just threw herself into the deep end of Hollywoods favorite rabbit hole: clones.
And while that alone is a power play in hot girl crazy, her story only gets better.
So, a little bit of background on the whole “clones in Hollywood” conspiracy theory.
Everyone knows that the crazier the girl, the hotter she is.
Shes got crazy on lock.
And honestly, youd have to be a little nuts to catch Britneys attention in 2024, right?
Let that sink in here.
Telling Britney, Hey, Ill be back in L.A. in December.
We should totally hang out.
And Britney, who, lets be real, may or may notactuallybe Britney, totally ghosted her.
And thats when Kristen doubled down.
Britney is a clone.
Her tinfoil hat theory is solidified, and shes not even remotely backing down.
In fact, shes sitting there thinking, You just proved my point."
Shes crazy enough to think she’s onto something, and fearless enough to lean into it.
