FINALLY, must watch television is back.

The summer television line-up stinks.

I know you’re supposed to go outside and enjoy the weather, but it’s too damn hot.

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What’s worth watching?

I can’t get enough, sign me up.

Does the power come from the required Carny pony tail?

The gaunt junky jawline?

While the origins cannot be explained, this man has “IT.”

We’d rush to grab the massive hard back book of freaks.

If that’s the case, cold weather television stays undefeated.

Another L for summer programming.