Calling me short and ugly is as true as saying 2+2=4.
What I DID take exception to was being called “overweight”.
I eatso, so muchcleaner than I used to.

I also own both a peloton bike and tread that I use 4-5x a week religiously.
THAT’S where the challenge came from.
I’m not overweight or out of shape.

I’m actually in really good shape.
The best shape of my life.
I actually wrote a blog about it titled,“How To Lose Weight The Half Assed Way”.

you could read that here.
I wake up and feel limber and fresh every single day.
You’ll thank me one day.
I digress - It’s actually Connor who’s overweight and out of shape.
Look at this guy!
He looks like a skinned Russet potato about to plop into a pot of boiling water.
He turned it down.
Because of course he did.
Scared of getting dummied by the dummy.
as if it’s an “I have a black friend so I can’t be racist!”
pop in of argument…it’s not that.
was my way of saying I go out of my way to pay homage to “the troops”.
to saying “thank you” to them.
I wasn’t disrespecting the troops.
I was busting the balls of ONE troop.