Calling me short and ugly is as true as saying 2+2=4.

What I DID take exception to was being called “overweight”.

I eatso, so muchcleaner than I used to.

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I also own both a peloton bike and tread that I use 4-5x a week religiously.

THAT’S where the challenge came from.

I’m not overweight or out of shape.

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I’m actually in really good shape.

The best shape of my life.

I actually wrote a blog about it titled,“How To Lose Weight The Half Assed Way”.

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you could read that here.

I wake up and feel limber and fresh every single day.

You’ll thank me one day.

I digress - It’s actually Connor who’s overweight and out of shape.

Look at this guy!

He looks like a skinned Russet potato about to plop into a pot of boiling water.

He turned it down.

Because of course he did.

Scared of getting dummied by the dummy.

as if it’s an “I have a black friend so I can’t be racist!”

pop in of argument…it’s not that.

was my way of saying I go out of my way to pay homage to “the troops”.

to saying “thank you” to them.

I wasn’t disrespecting the troops.

I was busting the balls of ONE troop.