Mayor Rex Parris of Lancaster, California is clearly out of his depth.
Just give them free fentanyl.
The homeless people will be happy for the free drugs.
It’s a win-win.
Aside from the obvious problems that come with flooding your city’s streets with free drugs.
But it’s possible for you to’t kill off the homeless with fentanyl.
Homeless people can handle their drugs.
But that isn’t going to last.
With free daily fentanyl, their bodies will build up a tolerance.
By giving your homeless population their fix for free, you’re just gonna make them stronger.
Mayor Rex might fuck around and accidentally create a race of super humans.
Not having drugs is literally the only problem they have in life.
If you take care of that for them, they’ll be golden.
They’ll find a shave, a shower, and a job interview in no-time.
And he’ll be literate too.
He’ll have ideas.
And he’ll have mobilized the now thriving & capable fentanyl-fueled homeless Lancastrians.
He’ll win the election.
Rex will be out of a job.
The republicans will lose control of Lancaster.
Lancaster will become even more homeless friendly.
The whole thing is gonna backfire.
That’s best case scenario.
Worst case is they use their newfound powers for evil and start committing crimes more efficiently.
Then you’ve just created an ever scarier group of homeless.
But you’re not killing them off with drugs.
You don’t beat Steph Curry by forcing him to take 3-pointers.
Bad idea, Rex.
Put them on a bus back to San Francisco.
