Bryce Underwood Looks Like He's Been Eating Good Since Michigan Paid Him $12 Million To Commit There

When’s the gender reveal, Bryce?

Let me be very clear: this is a bipartisan jaw drop.

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Forget that I’m a Buckeye, this is a shocking photo to anyone with eyes.

You think I don’t know something about getting paid and subsequently getting fat?

I wrote the book on the topic.

Bryce is getting paid to be quarterback of a Division 1 football team.

I personally think he’s going to slim back down.

I’m not concerned in the slightest.

But I’d be lying if I didn’t say I understand Michigan* fans concerns here.