Who wouldn’t want that life?
That pie in the entertainment industry sky.
Where do I sign up?

But then again, perhaps it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
True Hollywood Story, or wrapped around a tree.
So be careful what you wish for.

Growing up famous can have its drawbacks, too.
Especially if your mom and dad are nothing short of Hollywood Royalty.
But that depends on how narrow your definition of “well-adjusted” is.
I still sleep in bed with my mom.
And I dont think its weird.
Rumer admitted that her familys unconventional ways may not work for others.
We all still take baths together, my sisters and I, she added.
And thats just the kind of house that I grew up in.
People may think thats crazy and weird but I dont.
Sharing a bed with your mom in your 30s and climbing into a bathtub with your naked siblings?
What’s so odd about that?
Why would anyone question three consenting sisters for getting bollocky and climbing into the suds together?
I guess my short answer is, because it’s crazy and weird.
But the three were me, my brother Jim, and Mr. She was built for function, not for form.
(It was a different time in America.)
My point being that we were raised to believe that all basic human biological functions are perfectly natural.
And should all be regarded with the same amount of shame and embarrassment.
I’m not saying her approach was any better.
Maybe I’d be better off with a little bit less Irish Catholic guilt and modesty.
I prefer my own kind of crazy and weird, thanks.