Well folks I can’t guarantee we’ll have the best football team in the league this year.

Love the passion from everyone, but reminder, NO ALCOHOL!

Every single year they post this and every single year it is news to me.

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I honestly thought the policy was “Browns fans WITHOUT alcohol are not allowed in the Muni Lot”.

At least that’s what my eyeballs have been telling me for the last 20 years.

The woman’s shirt said, Shotgun a Beer and I’ll Show You My Titties.

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Someone else did the crime, but 3rd grade Tate did the time.

The time of his life.

And I learned about two beautiful parts of this thing that we call life that day.

Anyways, that’s not the point of this blog.

That’s called Cleveland Math.

I just hope they stay sober enought to hear the airhorn.

Stefanski says it and I do it.

That’s my policy this year.

He’s earned my trust.

Now I just hope Deshaun Watson does too.