They of course said all their flirting and aggressive promotion was just for the movie.
And that her fiance was the most trusting man on the planet.
But now, the photo has now gone MIA from the carousel.
Look, I’d never root against someone’s marriage or happiness, I’m not monster.
I’m just a humble reporter sharing an update on the world’s most talked about story.
I want this on the record- Sydney can stay in my NYC apartment whenever she needs.
I have cable, a working shower, and a toilet that mostly works.
As for the fiance, tough sledding my man.
You basically got Eduardo’d.
You got in at the ground floor but once the big boys got to town, you became irrelevant.
You will always have the memories, and nobody can take them away from you.
Just don’t think about Glen Powell ever again in your life and you’ll be fine.
Praying for you my man.
PS: The caption on her latest IG picture?
Oh yeah, that engagement is OVER.
