This is the key in of move that sticks with a guy.
Now don’t get me wrong, I thought Dave was a sore loser before today.
And we’ve got a full roster of em.

Confirmed it again this morning.
I mean, the worst he could do is say No, right?
I honestly thought he’d say Yes.
I figured this was our chance to rebuttal?
At worst, it would be good content.
He’s not fighting empty handed (and neither would I be, of course.
And he knew it).
Replaced me with Tommy Smokes and Rico Bosco.
No, it’s a Portnoy 101 move.
Probably wearing some Team Portnoy or Michigan gear, too.
But the way I see it, I’m not even mad.
This is a feather in my cap.
Would’ve been a great show today!
But instead we get to watch Tommy and Bosco slurp him up.