There are moments that define America- the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Man walking on the moon.
And Sydney Sweeney posting mirror selfies for all of us to enjoy.
Imagine if Will Smith had these pictures while the aliens were attacking us in Independence Day?
Those fuckers woulda been on all fours barking like dogs before Bill Pullman blew them into smithereens.
And speaking of, maybe ol' Sweenz should just be our new president?
Of course he would!
I guess what I’m saying is Sydney Sweeney uses her powers for good, not evil.
She is for the people.
