Lets get it straight though, if the Chargers did have a mascot, theyre the instant winner.
Nobody and no thing outside of Harry Potter is beating lightning.
Buffalos too because I think theyre too slow and wouldnt care enough about the fight to actually do anything.

With everyone thats left it has to be the lion that would come out on top right?
At the end of the day though, the lion is the king of the jungle.
Hes also seen some shit having to watch that team play for his whole life…hes fighting angry.

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