It’s that time of year again- Spotify Wrapped!
There are few pure things in this world anymore, but Wrapped is one of the few.
I love looking at other people’s most listened to music of the year.

Or do people continually evolve, and 2023 vs 2024 Wrapped are completely different?
Not everyone replied, but we got like 20, which is nice.
Let’s start with the first reply I got.

I was sorta shocked by his top 5 artists.
Here’s a hint: I thought I’d see the Foo Fighters in there.
The Beatles number 1!

Here’s another hint- it’s NOT Robbie Fox.
Alright make your guess……..because the answer issssssss
Franie Borrelli!
I think the biggest shocker is Eagles at number 5.

I like the Eagles…I think?
And Noah Kahan at 2, beautiful.
Can’t believe I missed him on tour, kinda beating myself up over it now.

Next up…..
Henry “Handsome Hank” Lockwood is the biggest Billy Strings fan out there.
But Hank becoming an big Oasis fan is the real story here.
Not for nothing, a huge year for the girls.

Give it up for women!!!!
And Olivia too, gotta give my girl Olivia credit as well.
Upset of the century, folks!

This is some cool guy shit I know nothing about.
I know if I needed a cool guy playlist, Rudy is my one stop shop.
Out first Apple Music submission!

From everything I hear, Apple Music is superior to Spotify in terms of music quality.
As for the top 5 above, can anyone take a guess?
I’ll give some hints- Young, works in the Chicago office, and I’m super intimidated by.

It’s Annika, aka King Krabby Patty.
1,500 minutes of Drake I’m assuming is the same as me having Dashboard Confessional in my top 5.
There’s the girls again, but this time with Charli xcx instead of Chappel on Gia’s Wrapped.

I gotta be honest- I did not like Charli xcx’s album at all.
The “Brat” branding, A+.
They knocked that shit out of the park.

The album itself I could not get into.
I guess it just isn’t for me.
And one more girl….
Oh wait, scratch that, that’s Barstool Hubbs.

Gracie Abrams does ROCK though.
I know what you’re thinking- Nate is that yours?
You love Omah Lay, Victony, NSG, and the lads.

But alas, this isn’t mine.
In case you are uncultured swine, you would know Omah Lay, Victony, and CKay are Nigerian.
I’m more of a Popcaan guy myself, shout out Jamaica.

This of course belongs to Prince Zah of Zimbabwe.
I HAVE GOT TO BE THE ONLY HUMAN IN THE WORLD WITH SCATMAN AS MY NUMBER 1 SONG.
Just an incredible spectrum of songs and artists on here.

That’s how you get both Modest Moust and the Batman Theme on your same Wrapped.
This one kinda shocked me…
This is from the one and only Dante the Don.

I gotta be honest, I did not foresee Cold War Kids at the top of his list.
J. Cole at the top of the song chart makes much more sense.
And once again, shout out to Noah Kahan.
The king of the Jersey Shore himself, Jeff D Lowe.
I’m surprised more people don’t have this.
As for your’s truly?
It’s about as on brand as you could get for me….
Here’s something fun- I never listened to really any Dashboard outside the huge hits until this year.
(The other song is Seventy times 7).
But for my top 5 artists, it’s sorta perfect.
Happy Wrapped everyone, and I’ll leave you with the Out of Order sketch about it.