I’m not saying that we should go around smothering everything we eat in ketchup.
There’s certainly a time and a place.
But to act like your palate is simply too superior for ketchup is absurd.
Ketchup is fucking delicious and you know it.
However, it doesn’t appear that Connor McDavid thinks that he’s too good for ketchup.
This is something that really needs to get unpacked.
For starters, we need to know where this fear of ketchup originated.
Nobody is born with the fear of ketchup.
Maybe a child could mistake it for blood, but even that’s a stretch.
Secondly, what does he think is going to happen to him if he mistakenly eats ketchup?
Does he think he’ll die?
Does he think that all of his powers will go away?
Either way, you have to figure the Oilers hate the fact that this information got out there.
Imagine they’re on the road and hire a restaurant to cater their team dinner.
If I’m that restaurant, I’m covering everything in ketchup.
Throwing extra ketchup packets in every bag.
Maybe McDavid feel like he has to play his Jordan Flu game 41 times per year.
Nobody on the ice is able to stop Connor McDavid, but the guys delivering his food sure can.
– How much do you think McDavid would hate being teammates with Erik Karlsson?
