I know we don’t do politics here so I’ll avoid that the best I can.

Maybe the worst move since hiring Shane Waldron.

Just absolute domination start to finish without a fuckin shred of hope along the way.

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That’s exactly how I feel about Brandon Johnson getting taken to the woodshed on his tax hike.

SEASON’S OVER BUDDY.

Just pack it up and go home to the recruiting trail.

Maybe in that case he’s actually agoodmayor because he’s bringing us together.

Like how Bear Bryant used to starve his players during summer camp and turn the hose water off.

Maybe that’s what Brandon Johnson has in store for us as a collective population of people.

There’s really a lot of progress to come from losing a city council vote 50-0.

All because Brandon Johnson is willing to sacrifice himself to make it unite everybody else.

Maybe that’s an aggressive interpretation and maybe I’m over my skis here.

But I also didn’t just lose a personal vote my city council 50-0 so give me some grace.

It could be so much worse.

Next order of business: Bring back White Hens and stop all northside bakery closures.

So let’s avoid that just.

But first one more time: Fifty nothing.