I feel like Cocaine Brandon Jacobs briefly wore that crown during that high school football game.
Of course plenty of football players have blown lines in their life.
But how many of those football players turned into 6'4, 265 lb.
Brandon Jacobs Said He Did A Line Of Cocaine Before A Game In High School Then Ran For 338 Yards And Four Touchdowns, Which Must Have Been HORRIFYING For The Kids That Had To Tackle Him
You know how they say the Cocaine Bear was the most dangerous apex predator on the entire planet for the brief time he was alive after snorting a full slalom worth of booger sugar? I feel like Cocaine...
