Ladies, are you sick of this happening to you?
You match with a seemingly appropriate proportioned man on one of the big dating apps.
You meet up at the local watering hole for drinks and apps.
The conversation is grand.
Everything is going great.
But something unsettling happens.
You notice his hands for the first time.
Did you order the mozzarella sticks or a plate of baseball bats?
You would think the latter when he reaches for one.
But at this point it’s too late.
He bought you two margaritas and a $12 appetizer.
What jot down of woman would you be if you didn’t have sex with him now?
You’re forced to pull out your magnifying glass just to tell if he’s circumcised.
Well don’t worry ladies.
Your days of small penis surprises are over.
How exactly does it work?
Well as we all know, there are 7 different types of penises.
The site uses these calculations to tell you which one of seven penises you matched with.
It also suggested that these lovers try ‘The Crab’ position when getting tangled up in bed sheets.
I always thought the hand-to-penis size correlation was a myth.
But apparently the problem is we weren’t measuring the hands closely enough.
A new era is upon us.
Ok but realistically this can’t work right?
Even a little bit?
I’ll buy that one’s hand measurements can help predict thesizeof their dick.
There’s no way.
I gotta see the proof.
I need to plug my hands into this thing and see what they think my dick looks like.
What do you even do with that?
Sure it’ll help you get your foot in the door with a lot of ladies.
Just play along and hope when the time comes she just rolls with it?
Or is it gonna be one of these situations all over again.
