Hockey players are covered head-to-toe in equipment.

There are gloves, shoulder pads, jerseys, helmets, all sorts of protective layers in the way.

Brad Marchand is not your average hockey player.

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He knows that if there’s a will, then there’s a way.

Whether that’s licking an opponent in the face.

The man just craves physical contact.

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And he’s not afraid to be a little rough out there to get it.

I’m sure he’s a pretty dirty talker out on the ice, too.

You think Gretzky was ever this kinky on the ice?

Brad Marchand will go down as the KOAT when all is said and done.

I’d imagine a quick $5000 fine is coming Marchand’s way.