That horror is the Yin to the Final Frontier’s Yang.
The Tails to the great cosmic coin flip.
An awful B side to the single that is ultimate adventure of our species.
I could name more, but you get the point.
And call this thing a “cocket.”
Why not just go full Dr.
Evil with this spacedick?
Tuesday marked 60 days the Starliner crew has been in space - instead the intended eight day mission.
You’re my only hope."
And because this wasn’t SpaceX’s charter, that could take until February.
You launch on June 5th.
You’ve cleared your calendar on Earth for eight days.
Now they’re founding out they’ll miss the entire season.
But in a weird way, their experienceissomething we can all relate to.
This is something we all experience any time we rely on Boeing products.
Lack of quality control.
Empty promises that are quickly broken.
Getting stuck somewhere with no way to make it to your final destination.
While being lied to the whole time.
I say again, this is what happens when government contracts go to the lowest bidder.
