That’s arguably the most authentically absurd podcast clip you’re ever gonna see.

I don’t even know how to package this up efficiently so just watch it all the way through.

I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t worth it.

Biz is dead fucking serious.

Whitney’s trying to fly a plane with one wing.

Which begs me to wonder - are we living in a Matrix or is this a simple coincidence.

I haven’t heard the nameAshantiin maybe 15 years, rough guess.

I just can’t keep ‘em straight no matter my effort.

Regardless - the probability of these events doesn’t add up.

Again could just be a simple coincidence but I can’t say that for sure.

What I can guarantee is that there’s a lot of evidence piling up in favor of a Matrix.

Or that Keanu Reeves was trying to tell us something with the Matrix.

Or the moon landing wasn’t 100% accurate.

Dig as deep as you want - the literature’s out there to keep you busy.

Either way, I did not see this one coming.

Not by a long shot.