The White Sox are a professional baseball team in Chicago and they are not very good.
And amongst all those seasons, the 2024 White Sox rank dead last.
The other important piece here is JB Pritzker.
He’s the very fat governor of Illinois and closely resembles an entry level video game underboss.
Like the 1st or 2nd boss you’d encounter in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle stand up arcade machine.
Big story now is that JB won’t back a new stadium for the Chicago White Sox.
Something like that and it all sounds good.
Small Caveat: most of MLB new development is made with public financing.
Now take that and also consider the White Sox are desperate for a new stadium.
Whether a necessity or not, Guaranteed Rate does in fact suck hard.
Thus gives Jerry the perfect out.
He’s going to act like he wants to build a new stadium for fans.
Making matters worse - Rob Manfred recently encouraged fans that there’d always be two teams in Chicago.
It sounded nice, but the reality is we’re way smarter and closer to the situation.
The fanbase is rapidly eroding and it’s only getting worse.
So considering all of this, it’s actually very straightforward.
If you’re a White Sox fan, prepare to get fucked.
