Touch ‘em all, Bill from the Northwest side.

Because those three miserable mamalukes from The Score smile for the first time in weeks.

I went to this dumpster fire of a matchup against my better judgement.

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I honestly wanted (and expected) New England to lose.

You could tell just watching them, they have totally quit.

They are unquestionably, categorically, positively checked out.

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The weather was beautiful, a little windy, but nothing crazy or game-impacting.

They’d won 8 straight at home coming into the game.

It wasugly.We’re talking 9, FUCKING NINE sacks of Caleb Williams.

This wasn’t the phenomenal NY Giants pass rush we’re talking about either.

The fans are beyond done with not just him, but his joke of a coordinator Shane Waldron also.

This was the scene in the 3rd quarter between Caleb Williams and Waldron.

What Shane Waldron can be laughing about here is beyond me.

That’s my guy."

Caleb Williams on the other hand could not look more dejected or miserable.

It doesn’t take an FBI Body Language expert to decipher that look.

I read this somewhere a few weeks ago… Williams’s prospects look less like a clear runway and more like a minefield.

“BUT THE BEARS IMPROVED THEIR OFFENSIVE LINE ISSUES IN THE OFFSEASON!”

The delusional Bears fans scream.

In the same way stopping a shotgun blast to the skull is “improved” by bleeding out.

This kid is going to be running for his life from day 1.

Chicagos offensive line has been less of a shield wall and more of a welcome mat in recent seasons.

Last year, they allowed 58 sacks, ranking them third-worst in the league.

Oh, I remember where, Barstool Sports.

Because I wrote it.

)And I wrote a blog saying I was wrong.

I reserve the right to change my mind about changing my mind.)

This was the next cut in.

Look how far away Williams scooched down the bench.

Instead, he’s stuck in quarterback hell; Chicago, Illinois.

Be a worse judge of talent.

you’re able to’t.

This was the scene in the 4th qtr.

Don’t you fucking get how that trade off works yet guys?

But to get convincinglyout-workedlike the Bears are is unforgiveable.

And part of it’s possible for you to’t even blame the players.

Their superiors are fucking morons.

Sure, you’ve got guys walking off the field in the middle of plays.

keep your #1 draft pick investment.

I want to grab Bears fans like Robin Williams inGood Will Huntingand hug them

p.s.

  • Is there a city with a collective group of worse owners in this country?

This poor city and its fans man.

  • Somewhere, Mitch Trubisky and Justin Fields are smiling.