Growing up, one of my first crushes was Lt. Uhura fromStar Trek.
SubsequentStar Trekseries followed suit.
It had been tried everywhere else with success.
Especially attractive female people.
And the public quickly lost interest in the entire operation.
T:
And A:
Yes, Katy Perry was going to do Katy Perry things.
Hair perfectly on point.
Striking poses right from the title card of a promo forReal Housewives of Blue Origin.
There’s risks involved, to be sure.
Any time you ignite a tower of literal rocket fuel a million terrible things can go wrong.
Of course, not everyone sees it that way.
The days of intrepid, highly-trained and skilled career astronauts like Butch and Suni:
… are over.
Our adventure in space is getting the glow up it needs.
Now it’s all about the glam.
That “small step for man” is so 1969.
This is about the giant leap for cosmetic surgery and marrying billionaires.
