Paul Skenes and Livvy Dunne are living life as well as you might at the age of 22.

This dude lives to be out on a mound every fifth day.

Paul didnt want to follow Livvy back, he explains.

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He had an Instagram accountwhat college kid doesnt?but rarely used it.

Classic no-distractions athlete stuffbut Livvy could hardly understand it.

I was like, Who is this kid and why wont he follow me back?

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So in reality, the answer to how did Paul Skenes land Livvy Dunne ignoring her existence.

Women just don’t have this problem it seems?

I need to put at least two to three towels down on the floor to avoid a tsunami.

When I was in Miami recently some asshole hotel had only half of the shower covered with glass.

The second half was just wide open.

I stood no chance in keeping the room dry.

Hotels simply need to be better moving forward when it comes to water prevention in the bathroom.

Paul, I stand with you here.

Man do these two have it good.

She’s gonna dominate the internet for years and years to come.

Looking right at you Tom Scibelli.