Maybe even 8 years ago.
That would be Michelle Jenneke.
We all know Michelle Jenneke, she’s an Internet legend.
If you somehow don’t, allow me to introduce you.
That’s right, the shimmy pregame routine the whole world knows.
Forget LeBron’s chalk or the Bulls intro or anything else like that.
In the mid-2010s it was the Michelle Jenneke shimmy.
Everyone found a way to lock in for Jenneke races.
Well, you know what?
In 2023, she finished with sub-13-second times on 14 occasions, proving that shes still going strong.
Oh she’s not just back.
She’s the captain
Logical choice.
Running as fast as ever, first Olympics since 2016.
Time to get a medal.
See you on August 7.
