I cant seem to catch a break.

Everything I touch falls apart.

Well, everything except my girlfriends new titsthose are fantastic.

But all my sports teams are terrible.

And now, Arsenals title race feels like its over.

Ive got Chief in my ear, talking trash about how theyre better than Arsenal… FUCKING FOREST.

Last year, this team had a clear identity.

They dont know what the fuck they are.

Look, I know Im new to this game.

On the bright side, were at least getting healthier.

Hopefully, hell provide the offensive spark us Gooners have been desperately waiting for this season.

If not, were in serious trouble.

It’s frustrating because, after last season, it felt like Arsenal was building something special.

And without that fire, its hard to imagine us lifting any silverware.

So, yeah, Im holding onto a sliver of hope.

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