As David Spade once said about Eddie Murphy, “Look!
A falling star!”
Armie Hammer, successful actor turned cannibal turned time share salesman, has returned to acting!
The crazy thing is Hammer was at one time, a pretty good actor.
He worked with Leonardo DiCaprio and Clint Eastwood.
Those days appear to be over.
But you’re telling me that’s not Batman and has nothing to do with Batman?
This colloquialism does not seem to be accurate about being labeled as a cannibal.
Alec Baldwin shot someone on a movie he produced and is already doing SNL appearances again.
Armie Hammer is doing movies Pauly Shore would turn down.
I can’t say enough bad things about how terrible of a director Uwe Boll is.
He’s “won” a Worst Career Achievement award given by the Razzies.
“Alone In The Dark” has a 1% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
That movie literally had Tara Reid play an archaeologist.
The budget was $25 million dollars.
It made less than $4 million worldwide.
Boll also seems like a very difficult person to be around.
He has also threatened to box Quentin Tarantino and Michael Bay.
He’s basically the last director any actor would want to work for.
But that’s where Armie Hammer’s career has collapsed to.
He’s starring in a Batman-ripoff with literally the worst director since Ed Wood.
This was a guy who a decade ago, you could have imagined actually playing Batman!
you’re able to be a lot of things in Hollywood.
But one thing you apparently can not be is a cannibal.
