Nicky (or Nikki) blogged what happened on Shannon Sharpe’s Instagram Live up top there.

A ridiculous story on its own, but that’s before we found this little play-by-play happening.

Oh, let me clarify.

There’s no bigger Bill Raftery fan in this world than this guy right here - his family included.

He already has built in lines for sex.

‘A little lingerie on the deck!’

‘Ohh with a kiss!’

And of course the ‘onions, double order’ call as you cum.

There’s no one better in the world than Bill Raftery, but R-Truth is now on the shortlist.

Played into pop culture with the hawk tuah reference, even made me laugh with the ARE THEY FUCKIN?

Buddy, the answer was right there.

You knew it, but he was caught off guard.

He basically went along like he was watching a game.

Couldn’t believe his ears when she said just or when they were both outta breath.

He was all over it and quite frankly nailed it.