Now full disclosure, I have done some slob things in my life regarding food.
The most derelict one of all was Saturday, February 23rd, 2008.
#1 Memphis hosted #2 Tennessee.
The game was at 8pm like it’s supposed to be.
Anyway, as it worked out I was home from school that semester for an internship.
A dream come true for a 20 year old.
Let me sit in the attic on the couch and watch the game in peace.
Of course if you are watching the game you need food.
I ordered Planet Wings (shoutout Eric D’Alessandro) and was all set to go.
But when you have wings you need napkins.
Not me … here’s where the derelict part comes in.
I went and got a towel to wipe my hands instead of using 400 napkins.
The towel was easier .. it is what it is.
Now while I’m in the boat of doing disgusting shit.
This is a new level.
Just absolutely despicable behavior.
Just as gross as it gets.
Commit this guy’s dad and whoever else stands by this behavior.
PS- Mayo is gross also.
