Super Bowl LVII was already awkward enough for the Kelce family with both brothers playing in the game.
But now that Jason is retired, Super Bowl LIX would be even more awkward for him.
On the other hand, you have your literal brother.
Again, anybody with a quarter of a functioning brain would get this.
But there are billions of people on this planet.
Which means there are at least a few million people who are absolute fucking morons.
So clearly this has all been weighing on him since Sunday.
Now obviously there’s another side to this whole ordeal as well.
So that side of it is whatever to me.
Get a fucking grip.
You’re not edgy.
Give your balls a tug and get lost.
