This is what I want from option 1 (in his own words).
Joel Embiid couldn’t do it mostly because Joel Embiid sucks on Team USA.
He might be a mole.

This is just another sign that wrestling is everywhere.
The DX suck it chop is a perfect sign for people no matter where you are.
No one has ever made a crotch chop as popular as DX.
Let’s watch the video.
Goddamn I love wrestling.
It plays no matter the time, place, age, whatever.