Namely, a series of break-ins at the homes of some of our greatest athletes.
According to the report, Ponton phoned her mother, who then called in the matter to cops.
The Bengals superstar, too, has remained mum on both issues.
There could be a hundred reasons.
All we could really do is speculate, and that would be irresponsible.
Police always say that the most important thing in solving any crime is timing.
So thanks to the efforts of Burrow’s intrepid swimsuit sleuth, they may just get their man.
If nothing else, this situation confirms what we learned from watchingZoolander.
Models are more than just people who are photogenic and look amazing in clothes.
They can be among out best spies:
So let this be a lesson to all of us.
Do whatever you’ve got the option to to get involved with a model.
They’re the ones who can keep us all safe from harm and stop evil in this world.
So thanks to Olivia Ponton.
Not just from Burrow, but from a grateful nation.
Police, she’s done her part.
The rest is up to you.
Your country and your athletes are depending on you.
