Im going to keep this short and sweet.
Were sticking to the facts only in this blog.
And Whitney knows it, but he’s unsure why the others won’t say it.
I talked the talk and Ive walked the walk this entire week.
Number one blog, number one in engagement, and the focus of the entire internet.
Dave Portnoy in 2015 wouldve loved Ohios Tate in 2024.
Dont forget that fact, boys.
You wouldnt even have an Unnamed Show if it werent for me.
Tate Is A Bits Guy:
Dave says Im just a bits guy.
I get it, bits arent his thing.
Or how he releases weekly Big Ten Football rankings with Michigan at #1 to troll fans.
Or how he makes videos with his dog while speaking to her in a baby voice.
Im the bits guy for overreacting like I have a serious injury.
Or how I wore an I Love New York shirt and hat when I actually hate them.
Dave, your interpretation of my content today shows me youve lost your fastball.
Youve made your entire living off delivering too many newspapers.
Dave Portnoy in 2015 wouldve loved Ohios Tate in 2024.
I’m the one chastised!
No, Dave already has that niche at our company.
But to say Im bad on video is confirmation bias at its core.
Ive found my niche and Im hitting the hole hard.
And I’m clearly getting better.
Equal, right Dave?
In all honesty, if I called the cops and showed them the Klemmer video, he gets arrested.
The bias was clearly evident.
“What else is he supposed to do?”
Tate Only Punches Down:
Flat out wrong.
He doesn’t do it in Chicago!
He won’t do it in person in New York!
No, I talk the talk and I’ve walked the walk every single time.
Im a content guy.
I have a mind for content.
Nate Comparison:
Tate Outed Kellys Only Fans:
Fuck you whoever said that.
Thats not true and you know it.
Disgusting behavior to try and pin it on me that I somehow found her OnlyFans and spread it.
Kirk Hating Me:
I dont know why Kirk hates me so much.
Uhh, no shit?
Alright, thats my take on the situation.
