But the stories (and clips) are supposedly out there.
But this blog isnt about giving this girl the publicity she so desperately craves.
And I know we dont kink shame around here.
But I think Ive finally reached my breaking point guys.
What the fuck are we even doing anymore?
How did we get to this point?
And not just enjoy it, but to pay to watch it?
And now were doing carrot challenges that result in chicks winding up in the hospital?
But at what point do we as a civilized society say no mas.?
We had this one history and Econ teacher, for blog purposes well call him, Mr. Kane.
The first were great tits on a nun.
(His words, not mine).
He explained that what women really cared about was girth.
And he had more chicks than he knew what to do with.
He was legit breaking hearts and fighting them off with a stick.
To this day Im not sure if tuna can ever really existed.
Was he just a figment of Mr. Kanes imagination?
A projection, and a way for him to reassure himself, and to brush of deep insecurities?
Do women really prefer girth vs. length?
If so, why are size queens a thing?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Tuna can if youre out there, send up a flare or something.
