Let me be more specific: No normal American does.
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But for us norms, there’s no enjoyment to be gleaned from it.
They’re like graduation ceremonies.
People making speeches about some pet issue that’s important to them.
Eventually it turns into a list of names/states.
Everyone is forced to clap.
All for an outcome that was never in doubt to begin with.
But it turns out this year is going to different.
Obviously this is not your grandaddy’s GOP.
Well now they’re embracing a different kind of celebrity endorser.
One who calls the nominee “a fucking idiot” and who hopes he loses.
At least she once did, but apparently has enjoyed a change of heart.
Why, just four years ago one of their honored speakers was Sister Deirdre Byrne.
And as been said since democracy was invented, “Politics makes strange bedfellows.”
But we can say with 100% certainty the people in that convention hall will be paying attention.
And so will the nominee.
But we do know Amber Rose will keep her pledge to Make a Convention Worth Watching.
