Question- who watched the 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest today?

Answer=

I usually dont like watching girls eat.

But when youre in love, everything changes.

Article image

And I KNOW, I am not alone.

Which raises a great fuckin question.

You cancelled Kobayashi a few weeks ago because he went vegan, and so be it.

And I blogged it here

And again,

So what are we doing here guys???

Is Nathans marketing team alive?

Or whats going on?

How did you miss on this?

It wasnt some PR stunt either.

Like the rest of us.

And so would have every other red-blooded American male with a high libido and no wife or girlfriend.

Thats a pretty big chunk of us I gotta think.

Nathan’s needs to shake things up a little bit to revive this spectacle.

you’ve got the option to’t.

Get her on that stage in an American flag bikini top.

Clean it up Nathans.