Can’t say I’m a huge dirt racing fan or know much about it.

Might explain the glorified tickle fight in the car, he wasted all his energy just getting there.

But goddamnit this is why we need the Internet.

You already have the dirt, bring TJ Lavin out and do a little hall brawl.

I’d take my money on the guy sprinting to win that.

But you could’t let this brouhaha end the way it did.

It’s just sad.

This is the Gateway Dirt Nationals!

You gotta leave it all on the dirt.

I can’t stop laughing at the guy finally stepping in at the end.

No effort at all to get him out of there.

Looks like me carrying my 2-year old away from my 5-year old.

Just a quick reach, move them around and sit back down.

I assume that’s what he did based on the lack of struggle there.