First and foremost–there’s nobody who knows how to pander quite like Bryce Harper.
He’s a first ballot Hall of Fame panderer.
The man just knows what the hometown fans want to see, and he delivers on a daily basis.
Not only did the fans love it, but clearly Alec Bohm loved it too.
He started off a little slow in the Home Run Derby.
It took him a minute or so to really find his swing.
But once he got a quick swig of wooder from the jug?
That tall, gorgeous bastard proceeded to launch 17 balls out of the park.
But now there are going to be questions raised about what exactly is in that jug of wooder.
Just for all you uncultured swine out there, “wooder” is the Philly pronunciation of water.
However, there could be more going on here.
Extremely Batman voiceWhat’s in the jug????
Could it be water straight from the Schuylkill River?
Maybe it was sweat from the guys making cheesesteaks at Jim’s South Street.
Might be a good time for an oil change.
