‘My nuclear family now lives over in Spain,’ she said.
‘I want to teach my kids pride in speaking more than one language.
‘I think just growing up speaking two languages is extremely special.
‘When I mix the two, it makes me normal!’
It makes her the furthest thing from it.
That’s what’s called being human.’
Again, not normal.
Human perhaps, but a fake one.
You know what’s normal?
“He’s his true self.
That’s being human.
What this crackpot is describing is being bilingual.
Which is the most normal thing in the world.
But what she’s actually been caught doing is something else entirely.
It’s an affectation.
Like when Madonna suddenly developed a British accent late in her adult life.
Because she thought it would make her sound sophisticated.
But all it did was make her sound grandiose and stupid.
The woman had just returned from London, and talked like a member of the Royal Family.
“I rented a lorry and took the lift up to my flat” and all that.
And when Iiked how long she’d been living there, the answer was an all time record scratch.
“Six months.”
And reminded her Mary Poppins there doesn’t talk like that when she bangs her thumb with a hammer.
Then her Masshole self comes out.
To varying degrees we’ll accept fake hair, fake lips, fake tits.
Even fake athletes PEDed out of their skulls like racehorses.
But put on a fake accent and we know you’re lying about who you are.
And when you do that, it must be because the person you really are is no good.
