Whatever else you expected going into the trial of Alec Baldwin, one thing was for sure.
You may believe the charges are justified or should never have been brought.
But we all knew to a moral certainty that this trial was going to be a circus.
But this is still Alec Baldwin.
One of the Top 3 craziest Baldwin brothers.
So this was going to be a sideshow dominated by him no matter what else went on.
You give off that Leading Man Energy.
The prosecution might have the authority of an entire state behind it.
But there’s only one star of this show.
But here they were just too shocked to know what to do.
Because the defendant walking out while the ADA is in mid sentence is positively unheard of.
Maybe he was going to tell his assistant to get his agent on the phone.
Until he realized where he was.
And just decided to grab a cup of notoriously lousy court house coffee, just to save face.
These are the actions of a man who knows his way around the dramatic arts.
I can’t even get through your clumsy, amateurish monologue without a caffeine boost.
Which is perfectly understandable when you’re dealing with a star of Alec Baldwin’s magnitude.
This is opening night!
She ought to have been off-script weeks ago!
It’s still early.
We still have no idea how this is going to play out.
All we can do is hope that Baldwin keeps this up.
And that, above all else, he takes the stand in his own defense.
I came for the mid-trial coffee run power plays.
I plan to stay for him doing the “I am God” speech fromMalice:
