But even a sever blizzard won’t end you if take common sense precautions.
But we’re not plagued by the deadly critters other parts of North America have to deal with.
Even those murderous little land lobsters can’t hack it up here.
So that’s a win for us Massholes.
Unless, that is, you just flew from a place that does have them.
She was transported to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
Symptoms from scorpion stings such as burning at the sting site, drooling.
Officials did not have any further information on if the scorpion has been located.
That terrorists are saying “Look, I’m still down with the cause.
But there’s no way I’m going through allthathorseshit just to make a point.”
And now, we can add scorpion stings.
Abdominal pains and cramps.
And if they’re not life-threatening, then they’re the only part of flying now that isn’t.
Oh, and nice little touch at the end there.
Officials don’t know whether the scorpion in question has been found or not.
I’m no Massport official or State Trooper, but doesn’t anybody think it’s worth looking into?
There’s a stinging monstrous bug with a taste for human flesh running around the international terminal.
Shouldn’t somebody be out looking for it?
Can’t we send for the scorpion-sniffing dogs?
Start a sweep with our most advanced, state-of-the-are scorpion detection equipment?
Terminal E could be overrun with the poisonous bastards any day now.
Crawling through the X-ray machines and mutating into who knows what.
