So the Jury had already come back with their verdict on many cases regarding the Cleveland Browns this year.

We found out the team stunk within about two minutes of opening kickoff in Week 1 vs the Cowboys.

Turns out he’s a fucking ‘98 Saturn with shitty brakes and no muffler, too.

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I am not using hyperbole when I say DTR might be the worst quarterback in the history of football.

He has the rare combination of ability to get sacked AND avoid sacks to throw interceptions.

And if the game were to lose, he would be a Hall of Famer.

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Has there ever been so many fucking awful teams in the league this late into the year?

The Panthers are in OT right now and could fall to 3-12.

The Pats are huge dogs vs the Bills.

And the Jags are playing the Raiders, so SOMEONE will win.

And what do we do with it?

The Browns are a legitimate dumpster fire.