Advanced Analytics: Scott Cross Only Recruits Players Who Eat At Waffle House, Clearly Why They Are In The NCAA Tournament

I can’t believe this is the guy I gotta go against on Friday.

Yeah, I said me.

That Kentucky team is me.

This is how lunatic fans think.

But Scott Cross now has the Waffle House backing?

Don’t care for that.

Don’t care for that one bit.

There’s basically one or two stories every week of a brawl at Waffle House.

That’s gotta translate to the basketball court somehow.

All I know is I’m now terrified of Troy.

Perhaps it’s PTSD from Calipari blowing it against St. Peter’s and Oakland.

Perhaps it’s the fact I’m seeing Lamont Butler reports and how healthy he may be.

Now it’s Waffle House.

Just once I want the feel good story.

Couldn’t he have said it the opposite way.

If they eat at Waffle House they are so turned off, they can’t sign them?

There’s too much good talk going towards Troy and it’s freaking me out.

There’s something about knowing this now and I can scream the committee fucked us.

We should be playing Montana in Milwaukee.

Send Troy out to Denver and play Wisconsin.

Keep them away from the Waffle House locations.

Not a great way to start my day.

Can’t have Waffle House cheering against Kentucky when we are a large part of the business.